1. |
Awesome Sauce!
02:37
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Verse 1:
You can't deny it,
No matter what you do,
Can't sell or buy it,
But it's a part of you.
You've got that special stuff,
In French: "je ne sais quoi."
You've got it sure enough.
I call it "awesome sauce."
Chorus:
A house that's made of pizza:
That's pretty awesome sauce.
Da Vinci's "Mona Lisa:"
That's also awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I think you're awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I know I'm awesome sauce.
Verse 2:
Won't you unlock it?
It's you that holds the key.
So take your deepest breath,
And let your sauce go free.
Chorus:
The Human Torch and Spider-Man:
Those guys are awesome sauce.
A pretty babe with a pretty nice tan:
That's pretty awesome sauce
Ooo ooo I think you're awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I know I'm awesome sauce.
Instrumental break
Chorus:
Tae Kwon do and Krav Maga:
Those things are awesome sauce.
Eating eggs while they're still raw:
That's also awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I think you're awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I know I'm awesome sauce.
Bears, and sharks, and chimpanzees
Are pretty awesome sauce.
Digging holes and climbing trees
Are also awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I think you're awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I know I'm awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I think you're awesome sauce.
Ooo ooo I know I'm awesome sauce.
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2. |
Avocado
02:13
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Verse 1:
Avocado, you make me happy
Avocado, I know it's sappy,
But Avocado, I think I love you,
Avocado, I want more of you
Avocado, so very healthy
Avocado, if I were wealthy,
Avocado, I'd spend my riches,
On avocados, 'cause they're delicious
Chorus:
Avocados after all can lower your cholesterol
Nothing's more holy than guacamole
Avocados taste so great and lower your body weight
Underneath their purple skins, you'll find loads of vitamins
Verse 2:
Avocado, I want to thank you
Avocado, if I should rank you
Avocado, you'd be my first choice
Avocado, you make me rejoice
Avocados, you're the answer
Avocados could ward off cancer
Avocado, no one could dispute
That avocados are the best fruit
Chorus:
Avocado remedies risk of stroke and heart disease
Nothing else so green has so much protein
Avocados rich and creamy, avocados are so dreamy
Avocados you're the best, such a pleasure to digest
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3. |
Level Up
02:18
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Verse 1:
I'm gonna do more push-ups than I did yesterday
I'm brushing all my teeth to avoid tooth decay
I ran some code and it worked the first try
And then I baked a dope apple pie
Chorus:
I'm leveling up, I'm leveling up
Verse 2:
I'm trying to improve my mind, body, and soul,
And not go through life riding in cruise control
I'm gonna read two books from now on every week
I'm gonna do more yoga and enhance my physique
Chorus:
I'm leveling up, I'm leveling up
Verse 3:
One day, I'll learn to speak French just you wait
I'm embracing love and I'm casting off hate
I vow to eat foods that are good for my health
I won't get too hung up on money and wealth
Chorus:
I'm leveling up, I'm leveling up
Verse 4:
I'm gonna write poems with nice words that rhyme
I'm gonna write music inspired by Haim
I'm gonna smile more than a Welsh Corgi pup
I'm gonna be awesome, I'm leveling up
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4. |
Do You Like Websites?
02:30
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Verse 1:
I like to cruise the websites,
I only wish that I had more giga-bytes
Websites could save us all
I frequent Google, Wikipedia,
And many forms of social media
Websites will be my downfall.
Chorus:
I like websites, I like websites, I like websites, I like websites
Verse 2:
I'll fire up the search engines
As I G-mail chat with all my friends
Websites for everyone
As summer bleeds into the fall,
That's the time for fantasy football
Websites are loads of fun
Chorus:
I like websites, I like websites, I like websites, I like websites
Outro:
(The Internet is one of humanity's greatest achievements. I, for one, am truly grateful for it. It has allowed the people to disseminate information like never before in history, making the average citizen a watchdog for democracy, as he holds his leaders accountable for their actions. There are also tons of hilarious cat videos.)
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5. |
Outdoor Day
02:48
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Verse 1:
This morning I awoke to see the rising of the sun
On my porch, I thought today, we'll have a bit of fun
We'll turn off our cell phones and swear off T.V. screens
We'll give no thought to treadmills or elliptical machines
Oh no
Oh no
Chorus:
'Cause today is an outdoor day(hooray)
Let's go outside and play
It's an outdoor day (I'll say)
And everything's okay
Everything's okay
Verse 2:
We'll go out for a jog and then we'll scout some nature hikes
We'll get outside the city, riding on our bikes
Should time permit, we'll hit the lake and take a swim,
Then we'll sip sangria from a glass filled up to the brim
Yeah fill it to the brim
Chorus:
'Cause today is an outdoor day(hooray)
Let's go outside and play
It's an outdoor day (I'll say)
And everything's okay
Everything's okay
Bridge:
Alas, the day will fade
So, when we lose the light,
We'll keep the party going,
And have an outdoor night
We'll have an outdoor night
Chorus:
'Cause today is an outdoor day(hooray)
Let's go outside and play
It's an outdoor day (I'll say)
And everything's okay
Everything's okay
'Cause today is an outdoor day(hooray)
Let's go outside and play
It's an outdoor day (I'll say)
And everything's okay
Everything's okay
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6. |
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Chorus:
Whiskey is the water of the life (all right, all right)
I like to drink it under the (moonlight, moonlight)
Sharing drams among good friends
Decompressing when the work-week ends
Verse 1:
From the moment I took my first sip of that amber liquid,
I felt like I was in love, what is this beverage? Was it sent from above?
Chorus:
Whiskey is the water of the life (okay, okay)
It never fails to brighten up (my day, my day)
An unmatched sense of pure elation,
When imbibing in moderation
Verse 2:
Lagavulin, Jameson, and 101: I love them all
I love it when they're light, I love it when they're dark, I love it with some bite, and I love Maker's Mark.
Bridge/Instrumental Interlude
Chorus:
Whiskey is the water of the life (all right, all right)
I like to drink it under the (moonlight, moonlight)
Sharing drams among good friends
Decompressing when the work-week ends
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7. |
I Feel Great!
02:37
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Chorus:
I'm feeling great
Can't wipe this smile off my face
(So great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great)
I'm in my happy place
Verse 1:
I feel so great today,
I hope this feeling's here to stay
My soul feels fresh and pure,
My bowel movements are regular
I could run a marathon
Without even trying
I could watch The Lion King
Without even crying
Chorus:
I'm feeling great
Can't wipe this smile off my face
(So great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great)
I'm in my happy place
Verse 2:
Everything's better than all right
I'm feeling higher than a freakin' kite
My joy is natural so rest assured
I'm just as sober as a freakin' bird
Everyone I meet today
Will become my friend
Even when that's not the case
I can still pretend
Chorus:
I'm feeling great
Can't wipe this smile off my face
(So great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great)
I'm in my happy place
Bridge:
I'm great, you're great, he's great, she's great, everyone's great, everything's great.
Chorus:
I'm feeling great
Can't wipe this smile off my face
(So great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great, so great)
I'm in my happy place
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8. |
Self-Esteem Booster
04:04
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Verse:
Some days I think I'm only a speck floating 'round on this Spaceship Earth,
And, yeah, that's true, but I know I'm a pretty awesome speck, for what it's worth.
I like my body, I like my nose
(It's a pretty awesome nose, I suppose)
And I like my features, I like my toes
(Check out those toes, they're even cooler than my nose)
I can throw a slider, I can hit one too
(I watch it slide, and then I take it for a ride)
That ain't no easy task just anyone can do
(So watch it slide from the middle to the outside)
I'm no rocket surgeon, but I'm pretty smart
(Just take a look at my high school report card)
I hold my head up high, and take these words to heart
(Follow my lead, it really isn't that hard)
Chorus:
Give yourself a compliment each day
To boost your self-esteem, to boost your self-esteem
Verse 2:
I think I know Karate, I've got wicked moves,
(I know Kung-Fu, or maybe it's Jiu-Jitsu)
But when everyone likes you, fighting's little use
(I'm diplomatic and there's nothing I can't work through)
I like the clothes I wear, I like the way I smell,
(A mix of peaches with a Douglas Fir tree farm)
I like the way I think, I like my voice as well
(It's no Orbison, but it's got some sweet charm)
Chorus:
Don't pay attention to the mean things people say
To hurt your self-esteem, to hurt your self-esteem
Bridge/Instrumental Break
Chorus:
Don't pay attention to the mean things people say
To hurt your self-esteem, to hurt your self-esteem
Give yourself a compliment each day
To boost your self-esteem, to boost your self-esteem
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9. |
It's Not Hard
03:26
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Verse 1:
Don't forget your keys,
Don't get a disease,
Always say please
It's not that hard, it's not that hard
Oh no
Survive and reproduce,
Then drink your orange juice,
But don't approach a moose
It's not that hard, it's not that hard
Oh no
Chorus:
Once you know the rules
Life is so easy
Once you have the tools
Life is so easy
Verse 2:
Don't be too obscene,
And mind your hygiene,
Keep your nose clean,
It's not that hard, it's not that hard
Oh no
Get your exercise,
Make time to socialize,
Don't eat too many fries,
It's not that hard, it's not that hard
Oh no
Chorus:
Once you know the rules
Life is so easy
Once you have the tools
Life is so easy
Verse 3:
Think before you speak,
And turn the other cheek,
Watch where you stick your beak,
It's not that hard, it's not that hard
Oh no
Always try to smile
And go the extra mile,
Don't swim in the Nile,
It's not that hard, it's not that hard
Oh no
Outro:
We'll learn in time, just give it time
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10. |
Bedtime For Bonzo
03:48
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Verse 1:
It's bedtime for Bonzo,
Time for a snooze,
I'm off to the Dreaming,
On a pleasure cruise
I tuck in my covers,
And start counting sheep,
Soon I'll be enveloped
In another night's sleep
Chorus:
After I've got my eight hours,
You won't catch me nappin'
I've gotta be prepared for tomorrow
'Cause something cool could happen
Verse 2:
It's bedtime for Bonzo
I'm going out with a smile,
And soon I'll be gone-zo,
But only for a while
I beckoned the sandman
He answered my call
My eyelids feel heavy
And soon they will fall
Chorus:
Everything's fine when I'm dreaming
Everything's in it's right place
A nice little life intermission
A break from the daily rat race
Verse 3:
It's bedtime for Bonzo
Time to reboot
The Sun's gone to sleep now
So I'll follow suit
I'll slip on my jammies
If I'm in the mood,
And when it's the summer
I'll sleep in the nude
Outro/Instrumental
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